Inner Peace

Postby Chickie on Thu 25/Aug/05 3:27pm

E-mail doing the rounds at the moment that I found funny...

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all

could use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally

found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is

to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't

finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle

of Merlot, a bottle of White Jim Beam, a bottle of Wild Turkey, a bottle of

Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Tim Tams, the

remainder of my old Valium prescription, the rest of the apple pie, some

mixed lollies and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

:thumbsup:
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Postby eugene on Thu 25/Aug/05 3:31pm

:lol:



:paranoid:
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Postby scatter on Thu 25/Aug/05 3:31pm

:lol:

I got that one taped to my whiteboard at work

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