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Postby lubie on Wed 4/Oct/06 7:41pm

Tama wrote:
bugle wrote: where are the huge nork pics!

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39085 :p

Those 40DD's don't look big enough to save a life...
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Postby Steve-O on Wed 4/Oct/06 9:15pm

We need some scientific evidence :satan: , lets start with some videos of starjumps!!!! :paranoid: :paranoid:
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Postby psychavoc on Wed 4/Oct/06 9:16pm

That also doesn't look like a 40 inch underbust measurement :sly:
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Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Wed 4/Oct/06 9:21pm

psychavoc wrote: That also doesn't look like a 40 inch underbust measurement :sly:


We need pics to compare. :)
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Postby 54M on Thu 5/Oct/06 12:34pm

Well, If Breast implants only explode in car crashes, why dont we make DH tyres out of them?
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Postby happybaboon on Thu 5/Oct/06 1:05pm

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Re: Huge Fake Norks Save Woman's Life

Postby mundi on Thu 5/Oct/06 1:11pm

Tama wrote:
www.allheadlinenews.com wrote:Sofia, Bulgaria (AHN) - A 24-year-old woman from Bulgaria was saved by her huge breast implants which acted as airbags to absorb the impact when she was involved in a full frontal car crash with another car in the northern city or Ruse, Bulgaria.

According to the Standart newspaper, both cars were total wrecks and the woman, identified as Elena Marinova from the capital Sofia, was badly hurt, but escaped serious injury because of her breast implants.

A police expert told the paper that the 40DD silicone implants "absorbed the impact of the crash,"

The officer adds, "They worked just like airbags - protecting the victim's ribs and vital organs from damage.

"However they are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do."


Again, need pics!!
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Postby happybaboon on Thu 5/Oct/06 1:12pm

happybaboon wrote: http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,381 ... 60,00.html

German women steal big fake norks :0


I had a look for the boobie pics the newspaper published in an attempt to catch the culprit... But I couldn't find em :(
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Postby jeremyb on Thu 5/Oct/06 1:13pm

Thats it, I'm getting fake breasts, its a safety issue damnit!
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Postby MikeD on Thu 5/Oct/06 5:15pm

It should be mandatory that, in a crash, a Bulgarian woman with 40DDs pops out of the dashboard to cradle your face.
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Postby Tama on Thu 5/Oct/06 5:16pm

MikeD wrote: It should be mandatory that, in a crash, a Bulgarian woman with 40DDs pops out of the dashboard to cradle your face.

I think I'll ride my bike instead thanks :blink:
bulgarian woman w gourds.jpg
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