Re: Hey Dickhead

Postby R+P+K on Mon 25/May/15 1:47pm

Claude wrote:
barcode wrote:I guess you guys just don't want to understand.

Every stroke of my pedals cleans the air; every day on the bike is a small victory for Mother Earth. Are you part of the solution or...?

I ride more miles in a month than you will in five years. My technical abilities will be remembered in the great songs passed down through the generations. Men and women of all ages and stations swoon at the site of my Lycra-clad package. I am the hero that this city needs. As cyclists - nay, as HUMAN BEINGS - you should fall at my feet and worship me as the bronzed god that I am.

I believe in you guys. I know there's a lot of love left in your hearts - I just want to help you let it out. :music:


This sounds like the makings of a (c)rap song here :p


^^^^^^^^^
https://youtu.be/hgCqz3l33kU
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Re: Hey Dickhead

Postby Wobbler on Mon 25/May/15 2:03pm

R+P+K wrote:
UK_Exile wrote:Is this guy a cycle courier? http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/688 ... decker-bus


Apparently, the rider in question commented on the video and said:

It was me. Thought i'd just get the lights, hence the speed. Realised it wasn't happening, squeezed the front brake. Cable snapped. Not enough time to lose speed on back wheel in the wet.
Not fun.


should have just ripped a mean skid
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Re: Hey Dickhead

Postby R+P+K on Tue 26/May/15 12:41pm

Wobbler wrote:
R+P+K wrote:
UK_Exile wrote:Is this guy a cycle courier? http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/688 ... decker-bus


Apparently, the rider in question commented on the video and said:

It was me. Thought i'd just get the lights, hence the speed. Realised it wasn't happening, squeezed the front brake. Cable snapped. Not enough time to lose speed on back wheel in the wet.
Not fun.


should have just ripped a mean skid


I suspect he ripped a mean fart instead.
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