I'm Helping Save The Rainforest.. And I Didn't Even Know It!

happybaboon · *by **happybaboon** on Thu 6/Aug/09 12:16pm*

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009 ... 646653.htm

YOU TOO CAN SAVE THE RAINFOREST!

Chickenman · *by **Chickenman** on Thu 6/Aug/09 2:30pm*

So do we get carbons credits for years of applying the above technique?

happybaboon · *by **happybaboon** on Thu 6/Aug/09 2:32pm*

Hmmm... Dunno. You should definitely get carbon credits for shitting in other peoples vegetable gardens though

thorg · *by **thorg** on Thu 6/Aug/09 2:33pm*

what if you just post them the poo, does that still count?

happybaboon · *by **happybaboon** on Thu 6/Aug/09 2:35pm*

No, it doesn't count. Think of all the carbon wasted in transit. Also there's no guarantee that they'll use the poos to fertilise their vegetable garden. If you want it to count for carbon credits you've got to deliver it in person, preferably at night after drinking when the poo is at it's most nutrient-rich.

thorg · *by **thorg** on Thu 6/Aug/09 2:38pm*

your right of course :huh:

is it ok to pee in someone elses shower?

crazychris · *by **crazychris** on Thu 6/Aug/09 2:42pm*

a quick poll of people in shouting distance shows that girls hate shower peeing, boys have no trouble with it.

thorg · *by **thorg** on Thu 6/Aug/09 2:45pm*

crazychris wrote:a quick poll of people in shouting distance shows that girls hate shower peeing, boys have no trouble with it.

i so want to try that in my workplace :lol:

i dont have the courage :huh:

Jim · *by **Jim** on Thu 6/Aug/09 2:48pm*

Damn gubberment offices.

E Dogg Capizzle · *by **E Dogg Capizzle** on Thu 6/Aug/09 2:52pm*

Does this apply to pooing in the shower? :eh:

sifter · *by **sifter** on Thu 6/Aug/09 2:57pm*

E Dogg Capizzle wrote:Does this apply to pooing in the shower?

That doesn't sound like a good idea to me...

I'm going to poo at work and not flush from now on. Though I suppose the next person will flush before they sit down. Hmmm, I'm going to have to rethink...

jo · *by jo on Thu 6/Aug/09 3:02pm*

If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down? :eh:

happybaboon · *by **happybaboon** on Thu 6/Aug/09 3:02pm*

sifter wrote:
E Dogg Capizzle wrote:Does this apply to pooing in the shower?

That doesn't sound like a good idea to me...

I'm going to poo at work and not flush from now on. Though I suppose the next person will flush before they sit down. Hmmm, I'm going to have to rethink...

Poo on the toilet floor and plant a seedling in it.

E Dogg Capizzle · *by **E Dogg Capizzle** on Thu 6/Aug/09 3:03pm*

sifter wrote:That doesn't sound like a good idea to me...

Yeah, I can see certain disadvantages.

thorg · *by **thorg** on Thu 6/Aug/09 3:04pm*

sifter wrote:
E Dogg Capizzle wrote:Does this apply to pooing in the shower?

That doesn't sound like a good idea to me...

I'm going to poo at work and not flush from now on. Though I suppose the next person will flush before they sit down. Hmmm, I'm going to have to rethink...

what about pooing in the cistern? that way, you dont flush, and the next person flushes your away when they flush theirs :thumbsup:

you should try this and let us know how it turns out.

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