Helments Are Gay

Postby Oli on Tue 24/Feb/09 10:44am

Discuss :ib:
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Re: Helments Are Gay

Postby Trail on Tue 24/Feb/09 10:47am

Helments, what are they??

Are they anything like helmets??
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Re: Helments Are Gay

Postby Oli on Tue 24/Feb/09 10:48am

No.
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Re: Helments Are Gay

Postby crazychris on Tue 24/Feb/09 10:49am

I would say that a helment is a 'moment in hell' so not gay as such
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Re: Helments Are Gay

Postby Tama on Tue 24/Feb/09 10:50am

Trail wrote:Helments, what are they??

Are they anything like helmets??

It's a misspelling- he meant helminths
helminths.jpg
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Re: Helments Are Gay

Postby swtchbckr on Tue 24/Feb/09 10:56am

and Helminths are hermafrodites, arent they?
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Re: Helments Are Gay

Postby one_uknw on Tue 24/Feb/09 10:59am

"Helment" aka Protective helmet for the retarded

United States Patent 4317239

Abstract:
A protective helmet for persons with severe mental or motor disabilities is disclosed.

The helmet includes padded front, side, front chin and under chin pieces. Alternate embodiments include a reinforced face frame and, most importantly, a removable lightweight transparent face cover. The underchin area is also supplied with a reinforced edging or rim to fit securely against the wearer's neck to prevent the user from pulling the helmet from his head.

The face covering and the securing of the helmet around the head is preferably by lacing.

Example:

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Re: Helments Are Gay

Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Tue 24/Feb/09 11:35am

Oli wrote:Discuss :ib:


U R an homoz
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Re: Helments Are Gay

Postby RJM on Tue 24/Feb/09 12:14pm

They are gay 'looking' - there is no way in hell to look cool commuting to work in one - even if it is a really expensive Tour copy (although I suspect wearing one has saved my life a couple of times).
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Re: Helments Are Gay

Postby CaptainCaveman on Tue 24/Feb/09 12:41pm

Trying to work out where you caught the Aids from again, Oli? :crazy:
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Re: Helments Are Gay

Postby Jono on Tue 24/Feb/09 12:46pm

Tama wrote:
Trail wrote:Helments, what are they??

Are they anything like helmets??

It's a misspelling- he meant helminths


It looks like something you would find up your urethra after an ill-advised dip in an amazonian river.
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Re: Helments Are Gay

Postby Grant on Tue 24/Feb/09 12:51pm

Jono wrote:
Tama wrote:
Trail wrote:Helments, what are they??

Are they anything like helmets??

It's a misspelling- he meant helminths


It looks like something you would find up your urethra after an ill-advised dip in an amazonian river.


:D

Not to be confused with Urethra Franklin...
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Re: Helments Are Gay

Postby Percy Pig on Tue 24/Feb/09 4:44pm

Is a helment loike an elfant?
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Re: Helments Are Gay

Postby Dilated on Tue 24/Feb/09 4:57pm

ryda wrote:http://www.trademe.co.nz/Toys-models/Pretend-playing/Dress-ups/Other/auction-203066296.htm


Sweet baby jesus.

That has to be a pisstake right?

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There ar both yellow good condtion.
on one there is a sticker on it that says medalist and there in other one that looks more like an electrions or a big builder this one has a lable on it saying morkman. this one just has some fadeing pen marks on the inside and has a warning sticker.
any question just ask!
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