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I Have A Massive Toblerone
by E Dogg Capizzle on Thu 2/Sep/10 12:30am
It's about a foot long and chocolatey.
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone
by wuffy on Thu 2/Sep/10 12:36am
I'ma crack you over the head with a baseball bat and steal ya toblerone!
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone
by happybaboon on Thu 2/Sep/10 12:41am
Can you take it all at once? Or is it too pointy for that?
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone
pics or it didn't happen
by philstar on Thu 2/Sep/10 12:43pm
E Dogg Capizzle wrote:It's about a foot long and chocolatey.
pics or it didn't happen
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone
by E Dogg Capizzle on Thu 2/Sep/10 12:48pm
Nice try. I don't show pics of my enormous Toblerone to just anyone.
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone
by mustleaveplanet on Thu 2/Sep/10 1:00pm
Each piece is shaped to vicously stab the roof of your mouth every time you bite into it.. but it's so good it's worth the pain
"Toblerone; The tasty swiss chocolate that HURTS YOU"
"Toblerone; The tasty swiss chocolate that HURTS YOU"
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone
by shmoodiver on Thu 2/Sep/10 1:14pm
my toblerone is only 6 inches long... gypped!
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone
by bugle on Thu 2/Sep/10 2:23pm
Keep telling the missus its 6 inches...
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone
by j2hyde on Thu 2/Sep/10 7:34pm
There's been a few of those monster toblerones around latley. Too big to bite, you've got to cut a bit off with a knife to get a workable mouthfull
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone
I bet that's what Lorena Bobbit said too.
by Barks on Thu 2/Sep/10 8:48pm
j2hyde wrote:Too big to bite, you've got to cut a bit off with a knife to get a workable mouthfull
I bet that's what Lorena Bobbit said too.
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone
This was the easiest to find penis related thread, so the shake weight parody voiceover goes here.
by happybaboon on Fri 3/Sep/10 12:37am
This was the easiest to find penis related thread, so the shake weight parody voiceover goes here.
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone
Thats awesome.
Even funnier when i had a look at the real product! The product videos are almost as funny as the parody
by thelivo on Fri 3/Sep/10 12:53am
Thats awesome.
Even funnier when i had a look at the real product! The product videos are almost as funny as the parody
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone
sorry I have to steal it >>joke thread
by bubbaa on Sat 4/Sep/10 12:44am
sorry I have to steal it >>joke thread
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone
by Percy Pig on Sat 4/Sep/10 7:51pm
Did the Toblerone survive the earthquake? 
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