I Have A Massive Toblerone

Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Thu 2/Sep/10 12:30am

It's about a foot long and chocolatey. :thumbsup:
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone

Postby wuffy on Thu 2/Sep/10 12:36am

I'ma crack you over the head with a baseball bat and steal ya toblerone!
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone

Postby happybaboon on Thu 2/Sep/10 12:41am

Can you take it all at once? Or is it too pointy for that?
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone

Postby philstar on Thu 2/Sep/10 12:43pm

E Dogg Capizzle wrote:It's about a foot long and chocolatey. :thumbsup:


pics or it didn't happen :)
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone

Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Thu 2/Sep/10 12:48pm

Nice try. I don't show pics of my enormous Toblerone to just anyone.
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone

Postby mustleaveplanet on Thu 2/Sep/10 1:00pm

Each piece is shaped to vicously stab the roof of your mouth every time you bite into it.. but it's so good it's worth the pain
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone

Postby shmoodiver on Thu 2/Sep/10 1:14pm

my toblerone is only 6 inches long... gypped!
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone

Postby bugle on Thu 2/Sep/10 2:23pm

Keep telling the missus its 6 inches...
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone

Postby wuffy on Thu 2/Sep/10 2:25pm

:ib: :ib: :ib: :ib: :ib: :ib: :ib: :ib: :ib: :ib:
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone

Postby j2hyde on Thu 2/Sep/10 7:34pm

There's been a few of those monster toblerones around latley. Too big to bite, you've got to cut a bit off with a knife to get a workable mouthfull
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone

Postby Barks on Thu 2/Sep/10 8:48pm

j2hyde wrote:Too big to bite, you've got to cut a bit off with a knife to get a workable mouthfull


I bet that's what Lorena Bobbit said too.
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone

Postby happybaboon on Fri 3/Sep/10 12:37am


This was the easiest to find penis related thread, so the shake weight parody voiceover goes here.
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone

Postby thelivo on Fri 3/Sep/10 12:53am

:D

Thats awesome.
Even funnier when i had a look at the real product! The product videos are almost as funny as the parody
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone

Postby bubbaa on Sat 4/Sep/10 12:44am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
sorry I have to steal it >>joke thread
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Re: I Have A Massive Toblerone

Postby Percy Pig on Sat 4/Sep/10 7:51pm

Did the Toblerone survive the earthquake? :eh:
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