Had Enough Of The Neighbours?

Postby greenstone on Thu 2/Jul/09 12:40pm

Neighbours at War is coming back for another series and its producers Greenstone Pictures are interested in hearing from anyone having a dispute with the people next door. Whether it’s over trees, pets, boundaries, excessive noise, security cameras, rubbish or any other issue - we might be able to assist.
Contact: k.mcmillan@gspictures.co.nz or (09) 623 7754
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Re: Had Enough Of The Neighbours?

Postby Henry Dorset Case on Thu 2/Jul/09 12:49pm

what about a series where I covet my neighbour? and want to boink the hottest one. Thats a million dollar idea right there.
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Re: Had Enough Of The Neighbours?

Postby bugle on Thu 2/Jul/09 2:18pm

Henry Dorset Case wrote:what about a series where I covet my neighbour? and want to boink the hottest one. Thats a million dollar idea right there.


I concur
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Re: Had Enough Of The Neighbours?

Postby happybaboon on Thu 2/Jul/09 2:49pm

Henry Dorset Case wrote:what about a series where I covet my neighbour? and want to boink the hottest one. Thats a million dollar idea right there.

Maybe your dispute could be that your neighbours oppose your desire to covet and to boink them?
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Re: Had Enough Of The Neighbours?

Postby Henry Dorset Case on Thu 2/Jul/09 3:23pm

happybaboon wrote:
Henry Dorset Case wrote:what about a series where I covet my neighbour? and want to boink the hottest one. Thats a million dollar idea right there.

Maybe your dispute could be that your neighbours oppose your desire to covet and to boink them?


we're making a reality TV show though, and I am FREAKIN' GORGEOUS
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Re: Had Enough Of The Neighbours?

Postby xcmtb on Thu 2/Jul/09 3:31pm

Have posts been deleted from in here?
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Re: Had Enough Of The Neighbours?

Postby nagem on Thu 2/Jul/09 3:34pm

I couldn't think I many things I would rather not watch. Are you people running out of good ideas?
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Re: Had Enough Of The Neighbours?

Postby crazychris on Thu 2/Jul/09 3:37pm

my neighbors are all nice, but I'll punch some hookers in the head and throw them in the river for $10
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Re: Had Enough Of The Neighbours?

Postby nagem on Thu 2/Jul/09 3:41pm

crazychris wrote:my neighbors are all nice, but I'll punch some hookers in the head and throw them in the river for $10

*stares*
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Re: Had Enough Of The Neighbours?

Postby Henry Dorset Case on Thu 2/Jul/09 3:44pm

crazychris wrote:my neighbors are all nice, but I'll punch some hookers in the head and throw them in the river for $10


been done. Its a japanese gameshow.

My idea is "get a gun and start randomly firing shots" then see how long it takes for the po po to show.

style points, promptness points and bonus if you are in wheelchair and attempt to escape and they have to chase you in a LAV.
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Re: Had Enough Of The Neighbours?

Postby thorg on Thu 2/Jul/09 3:46pm

nagem wrote:
crazychris wrote:my neighbors are all nice, but I'll punch some hookers in the head and throw them in the river for $10

*stares*
You'll have to give him $10 first. Otherwise he just stands there, like that.
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Re: Had Enough Of The Neighbours?

Postby crazychris on Thu 2/Jul/09 3:50pm

Henry Dorset Case wrote:
crazychris wrote:my neighbors are all nice, but I'll punch some hookers in the head and throw them in the river for $10


been done. Its a japanese gameshow.

My idea is "get a gun and start randomly firing shots" then see how long it takes for the po po to show.

style points, promptness points and bonus if you are in wheelchair and attempt to escape and they have to chase you in a LAV.

For some reason, when people start talking about LAV's I keep picturing something like this
Porta_Potty.jpg
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Re: Had Enough Of The Neighbours?

Postby michael on Thu 2/Jul/09 4:50pm

A neighbour of mine used to complain about various things I did, he is dead now (but I didnt do it!).
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Re: Had Enough Of The Neighbours?

Postby Spokes on Thu 2/Jul/09 6:23pm

michael wrote:A neighbour of mine used to complain about various things I did, he is dead now (but I didnt do it!).


I would hate to have a boi racer live next to me as well.
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Re: Had Enough Of The Neighbours?

Postby thecharmed01 on Thu 2/Jul/09 6:36pm

Spokes wrote:
michael wrote:A neighbour of mine used to complain about various things I did, he is dead now (but I didnt do it!).


I would hate to have a boi racer live next to me as well.


I wish I lived next door to michael..................then I would have a reason to call the show!!! :p
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