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Phat-Mikey
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PostPosted: Mon 10/Apr/06 10:57am    Post subject: Geraldine Bit My Ass Reply with quote Report Abuse

So I went to Geraldine (little SI Town) for a farewell party in the weekend and decided to take my Dh bike as I had been told there are some good rides in the hill behind the town. So Saturday morning the father in-law takes me up the hill and I set off and find some nice shore style jumps and drops and start to hit them up...all good... felt good...until I try to hit them in a row and I hit the last jump with way to much speed over shoot the landing by 3 metres and highside onto my esra and hip. End result I can hardly walk and have a sizable lump in my esra! Farther in-law was laughing so hard he damn near ssiped! Also easter weekend is on the way and I probally wont be able to ride! Injuries suck. But anyway I can reccommend Geraldine as a good place to go for a ride if you want to get out of CHCH for something a little different!
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PostPosted: Mon 10/Apr/06 10:59am    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Nice tale! Laugh Out Loud

Geraldine is cool - and it has Subway. Roll Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon 10/Apr/06 11:00am    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Mmmm Mikeys as.......ahh I mean Subway, yes Subway. Paranoid
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PostPosted: Mon 10/Apr/06 11:03am    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Subway is good my ass is not Percy get that first thought out of your head
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PostPosted: Mon 10/Apr/06 11:07am    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

What I know of Geraldine would suggest your father-in-law is also your uncle.
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Percy Pig
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PostPosted: Mon 10/Apr/06 11:08am    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Phat-Mikey wrote:
Subway is good my ass is not Percy get that first thought out of your head

Oops, sorry. Crazy

Maybe I was thinking of trails and stunts, I dont know, I confuse easily! Eh?
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PostPosted: Mon 10/Apr/06 11:08am    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Laugh Out Loud
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PostPosted: Mon 10/Apr/06 11:12am    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

BrownHornet wrote:
What I know of Geraldine would suggest your father-in-law is also your uncle.


I heard your parents got divorced the other day....sorry to hear that....but its ok they are still brother and sister
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PostPosted: Mon 10/Apr/06 11:40am    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Laugh Out Loud burn !!!!


man that sucks
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PostPosted: Mon 10/Apr/06 12:24pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

yeah and I was really enjoying the ride to but I will go back and show its who's boss
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PostPosted: Mon 10/Apr/06 12:36pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Hey, Not sure if I should admit this but I grew up (near) Geraldine and when I was back there with my bike I just rode Talbot Forest and closed my eyes as I rode past the no bike signs... Where exactly are these MTB tracks??
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PostPosted: Mon 10/Apr/06 12:37pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Just up past the damn in riddles reserve
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PostPosted: Mon 10/Apr/06 1:23pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Phat-Mikey wrote:
Just up past the damn in riddles reserve


Hahahaha, the Damn...you called it the damn! Laugh Out Loud
Sorry to hear about your ars...urm, lower back/pelvic injury...hopefully it'll go away quickly.
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PostPosted: Mon 10/Apr/06 2:05pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

yeah thanks NightKid, well spotted wrong damn/dam!
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PostPosted: Mon 10/Apr/06 5:45pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

yea man you should tell me next time you coming riding i will come and join ya i know dat track quite well as i live just above it and helped build it
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