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Clarky Mangled


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Posted: Wed 21/Sep/05 7:27pm Post subject: And I'll Be In Scotland A'fore Ye! |
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I'm drinking whisky, and dreaming of Slim.
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Percy Pig Mangled


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Posted: Wed 21/Sep/05 7:30pm Post subject: |
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| Clarkster wrote: | I'm drinking whisky, and dreaming of Slim.  | Aye laddie, what fine drop are yee partaking of?
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Clarky Mangled


Joined: Oct 01, 2002 Posts: 18,624 Location: North Canterbury
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Posted: Wed 21/Sep/05 7:31pm Post subject: |
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By yon bonnie banks,
And by yon bonnie braes,
Where the sun shines bright on Loch Lomond,
Where me and my true love
Were ever want to gae,
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.
Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love
Will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.
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Posted: Wed 21/Sep/05 7:31pm Post subject: |
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We've all dreamt of Slim at one point.
But don't worry. The nightmares will lessen with time.
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Clarky Mangled


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Posted: Wed 21/Sep/05 7:32pm Post subject: |
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I'm drinking cheap blend Ushers, and dreaming of Slim.
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Clarky Mangled


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Posted: Wed 21/Sep/05 7:32pm Post subject: |
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'Twas then that we parted
In yon shady glen,
On the steep, steep side of Ben Lomond,
Where in purple hue
The Highland hills we view,
And the moon coming out in the gloaming.
Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love
Will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.
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Clarky Mangled


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Posted: Wed 21/Sep/05 7:34pm Post subject: |
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The wee birdie sang
And the wild flowers spring,
And in sunshine the waters are sleeping,
But the broken heart it kens
Nae second Spring again,
Tho' the waeful may cease frae their greeting.
Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love
Will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.
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Percy Pig Mangled


Joined: May 03, 2002 Posts: 22,792
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Posted: Wed 21/Sep/05 7:35pm Post subject: |
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Ushers!!
You said you were drinking whiskey!
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Posted: Wed 21/Sep/05 7:35pm Post subject: |
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| Clarkster wrote: | The wee birdie sang
And the wild flowers spring,
And in sunshine the waters are sleeping,
But the broken heart it kens
Nae second Spring again,
Tho' the waeful may cease frae their greeting.
Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love
Will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond. |
That's some quality googling right there!!!
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Clarky Mangled


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Posted: Wed 21/Sep/05 7:36pm Post subject: |
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Ye see laddie, me ol' matey Slim, done gone got me some of one of my favourite whiskys, Talisker.
What a bloodey legend that man be!
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Clarky Mangled


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Posted: Wed 21/Sep/05 7:38pm Post subject: |
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| Percy Pig wrote: | Ushers!!
You said you were drinking whiskey!  |
I'm sick, so I don't wanna waste the good stuff, you see.
But the warmth in my belly drives my loves for Slim to new heights, d'ye ken?
....and enough of that blasphemous 'whiskey' that the bloody Irish drink.
It's 'whisky' sunshine.
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Percy Pig Mangled


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Posted: Wed 21/Sep/05 7:42pm Post subject: |
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Meh, whiskey, whisky, still gets you warm, and ssiped!
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Clarky Mangled


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Posted: Wed 21/Sep/05 7:44pm Post subject: |
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| Percy Pig wrote: | | Meh, whiskey, whisky, still gets you warm, and ssiped! | Heathen infidel, may your liver strain the goodness from my ssip, and you think yourself lucky!
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Posted: Wed 21/Sep/05 7:48pm Post subject: |
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Free booze huh?
So did you have to sleep with Slim for it or what?
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Clarky Mangled


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Posted: Wed 21/Sep/05 7:49pm Post subject: |
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God bless the Isle of Skye, and God bless the Clarks of Falkirk, for they are home and free men!
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