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PostPosted: Thu 31/Mar/05 9:12am    Post subject: Slackboy Sez "caption Me" Reply with quote Report Abuse

Have at it, people.



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Spacemonkey
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PostPosted: Thu 31/Mar/05 9:16am    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Slack boy dreams of the day that he too could wear lycra in public.....

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eugene
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PostPosted: Thu 31/Mar/05 9:19am    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

those flat bars make your arms look so strong.... bigboy
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james
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PostPosted: Thu 31/Mar/05 9:28am    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Slackboy lusts after some some hard buns, after a long ride.

or

Slackboy smirks at the rider he just OWN3D on the DH.

I prefer the first.
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Fergs
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PostPosted: Thu 31/Mar/05 9:34am    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

You don't have to guess if he's circumcised..Cry
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dragon_style
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PostPosted: Thu 31/Mar/05 9:43am    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Slackboy has to push his jaw closed and cross his legs to stop from ssiping himself at the sight of bar ends, lycra and spindly xc forks.
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PostPosted: Thu 31/Mar/05 10:33am    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Mmmm.. Red lycra
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Grant
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PostPosted: Thu 31/Mar/05 10:48am    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Slackboy could only giggle as the lycra-clad Adonis gave him the “once over”

Or

Slackboy had a reputation for chasing anything in lycra, and this guy was certainly no exception!
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PostPosted: Thu 31/Mar/05 12:02pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

"after you" giggled slacky "I've just done some "trail maintenance", you'll love it"
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PostPosted: Thu 31/Mar/05 7:43pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Spacemonkey wrote:
Slack boy dreams of the day that he too could wear lycra in public.....


I wear lycra every working day thank you very much

And my XC forks are even more spindly, it's the flat bars that worried me
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lubie
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PostPosted: Thu 31/Mar/05 8:14pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

"haha, I knew you were jewish"
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PostPosted: Thu 31/Mar/05 9:17pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

this? it's not a warning sign, no no go ahead....
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PostPosted: Thu 31/Mar/05 9:38pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Laugh Out Loud you RULE!
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Waatz
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PostPosted: Thu 31/Mar/05 9:42pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Im not positive who's who so here goes nothing.

Lefty: Argh matey those be some toit buttocks.
Righty: You should see me naked.
Lefty: No.
Righty: OK
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E Dogg Capizzle
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PostPosted: Thu 31/Mar/05 9:46pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Waatz wrote:
Im not positive who's who so here goes nothing.

Lefty: Argh matey those be some toit buttocks.
Righty: You should see me naked.
Lefty: No.
Righty: OK


Or:

Lefty (Slackboy): Argh matey those be some toit buttocks.
Righty: You should see me naked.
Lefty: Yes, fill my every crevace with your lozenge of love!
Righty: OK
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