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Fergs
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 Posted: Fri 23/Sep/05 8:15am Post subject: So Much Ranting, So Little Time |
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This guy solved his "not enough time to rant about everything every day" problem by ranting in a fantastic website.
My personal fave at the moment - coincidentally is Rant No. 1
"dudes that wear scarves.... we've all seen this tihs around campus. I don't care if it's -40, if you put on a scarf, you're a gaf."
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=12853
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Fergs
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| Posted: Fri 23/Sep/05 8:16am Post subject: |
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 Also love this one (137) "dudes that wear sports coats, and no tie... are you on Miami Vice? Is this 1986? How hard is it to tie a tie? If need be, just have mommy or daddy do it for you, just quit walking around thinking you're cool. More like cruel for making me look at you."
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Clarky
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Location: North Canterbury
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| Posted: Fri 23/Sep/05 8:24am Post subject: |
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Or this one!!
"Dudes that put other people's rants on the internet, cos they're to gafgzor to have their own."
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Fergs
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| Posted: Fri 23/Sep/05 8:24am Post subject: |
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Aaaaahahahahahaha Get kcufed I already ranted in the helmets debate.... zor 
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ssipface
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Joined: Jan 28, 2003
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Location: Planet Claire
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since when is it cool to be a pig-headed munter?
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Fergs
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| Posted: Fri 23/Sep/05 9:03am Post subject: |
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Since 1980
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james
on your right
Joined: Feb 09, 2004
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Location: land of the long white latte
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| Posted: Fri 23/Sep/05 9:04am Post subject: |
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when your pigs head doesn't fit in a helmet 
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Fergs
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| Posted: Fri 23/Sep/05 9:06am Post subject: |
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Then the pig would have to join the helmets vs no helmets debate
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james
on your right
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Location: land of the long white latte
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| Posted: Fri 23/Sep/05 9:12am Post subject: |
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| fergsnz wrote: | | Then the pig would have to join the helmets vs no helmets debate |
you assume the pig still has its head 
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Young_Jedi
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Joined: Apr 13, 2005
Posts: 238
Location: Auckland. Astro-turf capital of NZ.
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| Posted: Fri 23/Sep/05 9:12am Post subject: |
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77) seeing eye dogs... I mean, yeah blind people need some form of help, but is a dog really the best solution? Blind people should get midgets. It's hard enough for midgets to get work anyway. Why not put them on a leash and give them to the blind?
195) people who ride bikes... gay.
182) mythology... gay. Myths aren't true, are they? So why do we study something untrue? They're just ancient lies.
251) Astroturf.
355) scented toilet paper... who am I trying to impress here, my thumb?
361) 2000 Flushes Toilet Bowl Cleaner... its just not satisfying to me when I take a tihs and it smells like blueberries.
There's some funny stuff in there but what a couple of whining dratkcufs. Roz/what'syourname? do us a favour. ssip off. hctibes.
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Fergs
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| Posted: Fri 23/Sep/05 9:13am Post subject: |
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77 is funny though 
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Young_Jedi
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Location: Auckland. Astro-turf capital of NZ.
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| Posted: Fri 23/Sep/05 9:19am Post subject: |
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I put in 251 for all you Welly folk. Personally, I love astroturf and I love Woodhill. 
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