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Joined: Aug 12, 2006 Posts: 2,808 Location: Getting on the rollercoaster
Posted: Wed 10/Sep/08 10:19pm Post subject:
It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels
How does she get in and out of tubs
I hope she don't get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.
No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,
No phalanges no knobby knees to knock
She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
She's always in the stands, she's nubs
She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs.
I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked toronto,
I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no, no and no
It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
And told her I'd see her at the next club she got into a pack
And some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub
She's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,
But without calves and thighs, she's nubs
It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,
When all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs
She's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs...
Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.
Joined: Dec 09, 2002 Posts: 32,257 Location: Licking my wounds, in these forgotten tombs
Posted: Wed 17/Sep/08 6:18pm Post subject:
I am the flames
That feast upon your fears
I am the lingering coals
Spawn of blessed cremation
I am the malignant goal
Hour funerary sacrifice
A phoenix born of the fallen age
When abyss winds return
Joined: Mar 30, 2006 Posts: 1,819 Location: dodging bullets
Posted: Fri 19/Sep/08 8:39am Post subject:
Had this on the pod this morning...great left and right channel stuff going on...
Hello cowgirl in the sand
Is this place
at your command
Can I stay here
for a while
Can I see your
sweet sweet smile
Old enough now
to change your name
When so many love you
is it the same?
It's the woman in you
that makes you want
to play this game.
Hello ruby in the dust
Has your band
begun to RUST
Hello cowgirl in the sand
Is this place
at your command
Can I stay here
for a while
Can I see your
sweet sweet smile
Old enough now
to change your name
When so many love you
is it the same?
It's the woman in you
that makes you want
to play this game.
Hello ruby in the dust
Has your band
begun to rust
After all
the sin we've had
I was hopin' that
we'd turn back
Old enough now
to change your name
When so many love you
is it the same
It's the woman in you
that makes you want
to play this game.
Hello woman of my dreams
This is not
the way it seems
Purple words
on a grey background
To be a woman
and to be turned down
Old enough now
to change your name
When so many love you
is it the same
It's the woman in you
that makes you want
to play this game.
After all
the sin we've had
I was hopin' that
we'd turn back
Old enough now
to change your name
When so many love you
is it the same
It's the woman in you
that makes you want
to play this game.
Hello woman of my dreams
This is not
the way it seems
Purple words
on a grey background
To be a woman
and to be turned down
Old enough now
to change your name
When so many love you
is it the same
It's the woman in you
that makes you want
to play this game.
Joined: Sep 05, 2007 Posts: 1,316 Location: Waiting for the great leap forward
Posted: Fri 19/Sep/08 9:02am Post subject:
I creep down alleys and peep thru blinds,
I strangle and kill any children I find.
I like meeting people when they're dead,
I take some of them back to bed.
I'm a maniac, I'm an insaniac,
I'm a maniac, are you a maniac too?
Catching, eating spiders and flies,
seducing people on telephone lines.
I like little girls of nine or ten,
I love making love to them.
Setting light to dogs and cats,
breaking into old ladies flats.
Why is everyone laughing at me?
Why is everyone laughing at me?
Joined: Mar 30, 2006 Posts: 1,819 Location: dodging bullets
Posted: Fri 19/Sep/08 3:48pm Post subject:
neels wrote:
I creep down alleys and peep thru blinds,
I strangle and kill any children I find.
I like meeting people when they're dead,
I take some of them back to bed.
I'm a maniac, I'm an insaniac,
I'm a maniac, are you a maniac too?
Catching, eating spiders and flies,
seducing people on telephone lines.
I like little girls of nine or ten,
I love making love to them.
Setting light to dogs and cats,
breaking into old ladies flats.
Why is everyone laughing at me?
Why is everyone laughing at me?
Could that be Peter and the Test Tube Babies...???
Joined: Sep 05, 2007 Posts: 1,316 Location: Waiting for the great leap forward
Posted: Fri 19/Sep/08 4:26pm Post subject:
mitch7 wrote:
neels wrote:
I creep down alleys and peep thru blinds,
I strangle and kill any children I find.
I like meeting people when they're dead,
I take some of them back to bed.
I'm a maniac, I'm an insaniac,
I'm a maniac, are you a maniac too?
Catching, eating spiders and flies,
seducing people on telephone lines.
I like little girls of nine or ten,
I love making love to them.
Setting light to dogs and cats,
breaking into old ladies flats.
Why is everyone laughing at me?
Why is everyone laughing at me?
Could that be Peter and the Test Tube Babies...???
Why yes.
I'm sorting through old vinyl at the moment and sticking it onto CD, haven't listened to that one for years.
Joined: Mar 30, 2006 Posts: 1,819 Location: dodging bullets
Posted: Sat 20/Sep/08 8:58am Post subject:
neels wrote:
mitch7 wrote:
neels wrote:
I creep down alleys and peep thru blinds,
I strangle and kill any children I find.
I like meeting people when they're dead,
I take some of them back to bed.
I'm a maniac, I'm an insaniac,
I'm a maniac, are you a maniac too?
Catching, eating spiders and flies,
seducing people on telephone lines.
I like little girls of nine or ten,
I love making love to them.
Setting light to dogs and cats,
breaking into old ladies flats.
Why is everyone laughing at me?
Why is everyone laughing at me?
Could that be Peter and the Test Tube Babies...???
Why yes.
I'm sorting through old vinyl at the moment and sticking it onto CD, haven't listened to that one for years.
Amazing...I have a copy of "ssiped and Proud" out in the Vinyl box in the garage..
bloody funny album. Great punk too..
.I found an old tape of mine the other month, GBH's "City Baby Attacked by Rats" on one side...which has been getting a fair thrashing in my old runabout, Side B is Anti-Nowhere League...which is pretty fun "Streets of London" and "So What"...
Great memories.., any chance of getting a copy of Peter and the TTB? on CD?
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