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| The universe will end!!! Second coming! Apocalypse Now! |
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| All animal life on earth will eerily disappear - like "The Quiet Earth" |
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| Another dimension will open up and demons will pour through to eat our souls |
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| All of western civilisation will be turned into mindless consuming fatties... wait a minute |
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| Everyone within 500km of the L.H.C. will turn into flesh eating zombies |
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| The fabric of history will unravel and Hitler will have won WW2 |
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| God will turn up and smite everyone with thunderbolts, locusts and cusdrat |
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| The scientists will finally find the Higgs Boson - solving the secret of the universe |
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| The scientists will reports lots of stuff we don't understand or care about |
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| It will use up a tihsload of power but do nothing remotely useful |
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Astoria Paranoia
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Someone on the 1st page did 
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ShortStuff
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Ya, I just read throught the whole thread 
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happybaboon
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| ShortStuff wrote: | | Ya, I just read throught the whole thread |
So now you're an expert on large hardon collisions?
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Astoria Paranoia
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| Posted: Sun 7th Sep 5:49pm Post subject: |
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| happybaboon wrote: | | ShortStuff wrote: | | Ya, I just read throught the whole thread |
So now you're an expert on large hardon collisions? |
I'm sure he was before he read the thread
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ShortStuff
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What do you mean now? .......................
Actually never mind 
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ShortStuff
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Damn it. too late again
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Astoria Paranoia
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Dazzle
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From stuff(hardons_into_each_other).co.nz
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Trail
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Classic 
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Friendly Llama
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There was a better cartoon on cracked.com a while back with 2 dudes with hardons running at each other. Can't find the link anymore though.
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Percy Pig
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Cusdrat.
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psychavoc
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| Quote: | | The first high-energy collisions are planned to take place after the LHC is officially unveiled, on 21 October 2008. |
First wedding anniversary and teh world is doooomed?!
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Dazzle
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Enough with the hardons - when are they going to fire up the squidgyflaps colider?
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psychavoc
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Not a very nice name for girly bits! 
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Dazzle
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beefcurtians colider?
tunaclam colider?
frontbottom colider?
auntflowsfrontdoor colider?
Enough with science being male dominated. It is time for women to reclaim theoretical particle physics!
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