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PostPosted: Mon 16th Jun 2:26pm    Post subject: Bike Ride With God Reply with quote Report Abuse

When I first met Christ
It seemed as though life was rather like a bike ride,
But it was a tandem bike,
And I noticed that Christ
Was in the back helping me pedal.

I don't know just when it was that
He suggested we change places,
But life has not been the same since.

When I had control, I knew the way,
It was rather boring, but predictable...
It was the shortest distance between two points.

But when He took the lead,
He knew delightful long cuts,
Up mountains, and through rocky places,
At breakneck speeds,
It was all I could do to hang on!
Even though it looked like madness,
He said, "Pedal"

I worried and was anxious and asked,
"Where are you taking me?"
He laughed and didn't answer,
And I started to learn to trust.

I forgot my boring life
And entered into the adventure.
And when I'd say, "I'm scared,"
He'd lean back and touch my hand.

He took me to people with gifts that I needed.
Gifts of healing, acceptance, and joy.
He said, "Give the gifts away;
They're extra baggage, too much weight."

So I did, I gave them to the people we met,
And I found that in giving I received,
And still our burden was light.

I did not trust Him, at first, In control of my life.
I thought He'd wreck it;
But He knows bike secrets,
Knows how to make it bend to take sharp corners,
Knows how to jump to clear high rocks,
Knows how to fly to shorten scary passages.

And I am learning to shut up
and pedal in the strangest places,
And I'm beginning to enjoy the view
And the cool breeze on my face
With my delightful constant companion, Jesus Christ.

And when I'm sure I just can't do anymore,
He just smiles and says...
"Pedal."
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PostPosted: Mon 16th Jun 2:30pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

He kept barging me off my bike on the downhills, the roznuc! I won't ride with the dangerous basdrat any more... Angry
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PostPosted: Mon 16th Jun 2:31pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Oooooook.
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PostPosted: Mon 16th Jun 2:31pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Oli wrote:
He kept barging me off my bike on the downhills, the roznuc! I won't ride with the dangerous basdrat any more... Angry


Elbows out!! Satan
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PostPosted: Mon 16th Jun 2:32pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Percy Pig wrote:
Oli wrote:
He kept barging me off my bike on the downhills, the roznuc! I won't ride with the dangerous basdrat any more... Angry


Elbows out!! Satan
He's bigger than me! Crazy
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PostPosted: Mon 16th Jun 2:33pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Oli wrote:
Percy Pig wrote:
Oli wrote:
He kept barging me off my bike on the downhills, the roznuc! I won't ride with the dangerous basdrat any more... Angry


Elbows out!! Satan
He's bigger than me! Crazy


Did he look like Sam Hill?????
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PostPosted: Mon 16th Jun 2:36pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

More like Wachtourak's avatar... Sad
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PostPosted: Mon 16th Jun 2:39pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Oli wrote:
Percy Pig wrote:
Oli wrote:
He kept barging me off my bike on the downhills, the roznuc! I won't ride with the dangerous basdrat any more... Angry


Elbows out!! Satan
He's bigger than me! Crazy


PIES!!!! Double Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: Mon 16th Jun 2:41pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Spokes wrote:
Oli wrote:
Percy Pig wrote:
Oli wrote:
He kept barging me off my bike on the downhills, the roznuc! I won't ride with the dangerous basdrat any more... Angry


Elbows out!! Satan
He's bigger than me! Crazy


Did he look like Sam Hill?????


I'm pretty sure God doesn't ride an Iron Horse.
It's a roadie. Double Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: Mon 16th Jun 2:53pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Percy Pig wrote:
Oli wrote:
Percy Pig wrote:
Oli wrote:
He kept barging me off my bike on the downhills, the roznuc! I won't ride with the dangerous basdrat any more... Angry


Elbows out!! Satan
He's bigger than me! Crazy


PIES!!!! Double Thumbs Up

can He create so many pies that He could not eat them all?
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PostPosted: Mon 16th Jun 3:22pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

speaking of god, the catholic church is holding (taxpayer funded) world youth day in Sydney, which doesn't seem to be going down too well with the locals...
http://www.abc.net.au/unleashed/stories/s2273687.htm

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PostPosted: Mon 16th Jun 8:15pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

nice man
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PostPosted: Mon 16th Jun 8:21pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

Oli wrote:
More like Wachtourak's avatar... Sad


he needs a shave then, unless using it as a taste saviour
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PostPosted: Mon 16th Jun 8:46pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

crazychris wrote:
Percy Pig wrote:
Oli wrote:
Percy Pig wrote:
Oli wrote:
He kept barging me off my bike on the downhills, the roznuc! I won't ride with the dangerous basdrat any more... Angry


Elbows out!! Satan
He's bigger than me! Crazy


PIES!!!! Double Thumbs Up

can He create so many pies that He could not eat them all?


Lets hope so! Double Thumbs Up Smile Double Thumbs Up Smile
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PostPosted: Mon 16th Jun 8:49pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Report Abuse

umm ok,
cycling is like church, many attend, but few understand Tongue it
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