Who'll get your big purple tick?

I'm going to stick it up John Key and John Key's #Teamkey National Party
5
19%
Russel and Metiria threesome.
5
19%
.....................................Cunliffe.
0
No votes
Jaimie "Barry" White.
0
No votes
BBM Kim Dotcom, MILF Laila and Horny Hone.
0
No votes
(Traditional, Christian womenfolk) Traditionally marry Colin Craig or Peter Dunne, then enter a long-term monogamous Christian relationship producing dozens of children to hit.
0
No votes
(Satan-loving men) Gay marry Colin Craig or Peter Dunne and open the gates of hell, unleashing a big gay apocalypse.
2
8%
Sugardaddy Winston.
2
8%
Cum erection day I'll be firmly poling Farty's missus.
12
46%
 
Total voters : 26

Erection 2014

Postby happybaboon on Thu 14/Aug/14 2:39pm

When you reach the pole, who's box(es) will you be filling?
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Thu 14/Aug/14 2:41pm

Single, sex starved man starts survey :rolleyes:
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby happybaboon on Thu 14/Aug/14 2:42pm

I do this every few erections. It's important to discuss the poles.
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Thu 14/Aug/14 2:48pm

Ok
Single, sex starved man started several surveys :rolleyes:
(just to increase the alliteration)
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby happybaboon on Thu 14/Aug/14 2:51pm

That does it. I'm voting for Colin Craig.
No sex for anybody :hmmm:
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby Wobbler on Thu 14/Aug/14 2:56pm

Can we get an option for fartys missus? from memory when asked to choose between a hooker and pornstar he said she was well fit.
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby happybaboon on Thu 14/Aug/14 3:00pm

Wobbler wrote:Can we get an option for fartys missus? from memory when asked to choose between a hooker and pornstar he said she was well fit.

Sure. I mean... usually write-in candidates aren't an option. But in my poles I've decided they're legit.
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby Henry Dorset Case on Thu 14/Aug/14 4:17pm

happybaboon wrote:That does it. I'm voting for Colin Craig.
No sex for anybody :hmmm:


except between one man and one woman solely for the purpose of producing the next generation of crusaders. not the rugby playing kind, the "lets go fuck up the middle east some more" kind. in the dark. with jammies on.

Sage words I heard today: I can fix the middle east with two things: bacon and airconditioning.
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby Henry Dorset Case on Thu 14/Aug/14 4:18pm

Wobbler wrote:Can we get an option for fartys missus? from memory when asked to choose between a hooker and pornstar he said she was well fit.


picsplzthksbye
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby CrustyMTB on Thu 14/Aug/14 5:13pm

Henry Dorset Case wrote:Sage words I heard today: I can fix the middle east with two things: bacon and airconditioning.

:D
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby Farm on Thu 14/Aug/14 6:23pm

Henry Dorset Case wrote: in the dark. with jammies on.

.

Jammies? That's a bit saucy.
The voting public will be issued with a state sanctioned copulation cover.
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby Henry Dorset Case on Thu 14/Aug/14 6:46pm

Farm wrote:
Henry Dorset Case wrote: in the dark. with jammies on.

.

Jammies? That's a bit saucy.
The voting public will be issued with a state sanctioned copulation cover.


is it waterproof? or at least showerproof?

the gear freaks will have goretex naturally.
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Thu 14/Aug/14 7:23pm

Wobbler wrote:Can we get an option for fartys missus? from memory when asked to choose between a hooker and pornstar he said she was well fit.



An apt description :D
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby Farm on Thu 14/Aug/14 8:33pm

Henry Dorset Case wrote:
Farm wrote:
Henry Dorset Case wrote: in the dark. with jammies on.

.

Jammies? That's a bit saucy.
The voting public will be issued with a state sanctioned copulation cover.


is it waterproof? or at least showerproof?

the gear freaks will have goretex naturally.

Looking at the stains on the one in the picture I'm pretty sure it's absorbent rather than waterproof.
Nicky Hager needs to get on with digging up the rent boy scandal I'm sure is lurking in Colin Craig's past.
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby happybaboon on Thu 14/Aug/14 11:11pm

Nicky Hager has far less obvious things to spend his valuable time on :)
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