Who'll get your big purple tick?

I'm going to stick it up John Key and John Key's #Teamkey National Party
5
19%
Russel and Metiria threesome.
5
19%
.....................................Cunliffe.
0
No votes
Jaimie "Barry" White.
0
No votes
BBM Kim Dotcom, MILF Laila and Horny Hone.
0
No votes
(Traditional, Christian womenfolk) Traditionally marry Colin Craig or Peter Dunne, then enter a long-term monogamous Christian relationship producing dozens of children to hit.
0
No votes
(Satan-loving men) Gay marry Colin Craig or Peter Dunne and open the gates of hell, unleashing a big gay apocalypse.
2
8%
Sugardaddy Winston.
2
8%
Cum erection day I'll be firmly poling Farty's missus.
12
46%
 
Total voters : 26

Re: Erection 2014

Postby CrustyMTB on Thu 21/Aug/14 4:47pm

ShoreBoy wrote:Some of these are pretty lol
http://ultimatestudent.co.nz/pictures/n ... 2014-gags/

Thank you for distracting me from my work... :angry:
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby happybaboon on Tue 26/Aug/14 6:39pm

So with this song in the news...
Which Key family members would you cast your pole for?
John? Broawaaanaaaghh? Steffi? Max? Moonbeam?
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby happybaboon on Wed 27/Aug/14 9:08pm

New pole is out. #Teamkey is struggling to achieve/maintain an erection.
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby happybaboon on Sat 6/Sep/14 4:10pm

Only two more weeks til poleing day. Who'll be firm enough to last until then?

Only one thing's for sure: Judith Collins is going to have to go fuck herself.
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby Simonius_Titius on Sat 6/Sep/14 7:10pm

But Judith Collins likes to be on top!

I don't see anything stopping her. The inquiry has no power to do anything but make a (secret?) report and recommend further action.
With the election under the bridge that can be ignored, the govt can just bring in some cosmetic changes to "ensure it doesn't happen again".
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby happybaboon on Sat 6/Sep/14 7:29pm

Really?

Fucking hell. That's depressing. Keep the depressing actual election talk out of here and keep this focussed on jokes about willies.
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby Simonius_Titius on Sat 6/Sep/14 7:39pm

What's depressing about getting rodgered by Crusher?
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby Farm on Sat 6/Sep/14 7:54pm

Simonius_Titius wrote:What's depressing about getting rodgered by Crusher?

It hasn't been all that bad to date I guess.
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby Farm on Sat 6/Sep/14 7:57pm

image.jpg
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby happybaboon on Sat 6/Sep/14 8:04pm

Simonius_Titius wrote:What's depressing about getting rodgered by Crusher?

Well in the terms of this particular thread.... It would be more terrifying than depressing. The depression would come later.
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby happybaboon on Sat 6/Sep/14 8:05pm

Farm wrote:
image.jpg

That photo is clearly manipulated. As if Gerry's ever eaten any sort of fruit :lol:
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby gumby on Mon 8/Sep/14 10:02pm

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Re: Erection 2014

Postby happybaboon on Mon 22/Sep/14 9:10pm

New Zealand thought it was the one with an erection. But in the end, fate determined that it was New Zealand who would get fucked hard :(
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