Who'll get your big purple tick?

I'm going to stick it up John Key and John Key's #Teamkey National Party
5
19%
Russel and Metiria threesome.
5
19%
.....................................Cunliffe.
0
No votes
Jaimie "Barry" White.
0
No votes
BBM Kim Dotcom, MILF Laila and Horny Hone.
0
No votes
(Traditional, Christian womenfolk) Traditionally marry Colin Craig or Peter Dunne, then enter a long-term monogamous Christian relationship producing dozens of children to hit.
0
No votes
(Satan-loving men) Gay marry Colin Craig or Peter Dunne and open the gates of hell, unleashing a big gay apocalypse.
2
8%
Sugardaddy Winston.
2
8%
Cum erection day I'll be firmly poling Farty's missus.
12
46%
 
Total voters : 26

Re: Erection 2014

Postby znomit on Thu 14/Aug/14 11:15pm

Before I vote who else exactly is jumping Mrs F? :paranoid:
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby Fraser on Fri 15/Aug/14 12:38am

I would hope they allow the importation of this stuff. Foria is made from coconut oil and cannabis oil from California-grown marijuana. It’s designed to be sprayed all over a vagina as a lube and it’s vegan, sugar-free and gluten-free!

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Re: Erection 2014

Postby Malcy on Fri 15/Aug/14 7:56am

Just what women don't need, some dick getting stoned and passing out on the job...
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Fri 15/Aug/14 5:46pm

:crazy: I'm one of 7 who'll be banging my beloved wife.
We need to talk :hmmm:
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby Wobbler on Fri 15/Aug/14 5:51pm

znomit wrote:Before I vote who else exactly is jumping Mrs F? :paranoid:


form an orderly line
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby wongear on Fri 15/Aug/14 8:24pm

Fraser wrote:I would hope they allow the importation of this stuff. Foria is made from coconut oil and cannabis oil from California-grown marijuana. It’s designed to be sprayed all over a vagina as a lube and it’s vegan, sugar-free and gluten-free!

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Definitely covering all bases
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby happybaboon on Wed 20/Aug/14 9:43pm

So... How long until Collins gets fucked hard?

Wouldn't want to be the polester who has to do it though :cry:
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby happybaboon on Wed 20/Aug/14 9:50pm

znomit wrote:Before I vote who else exactly is jumping Mrs F? :paranoid:

Surely a more important factor is the order of jumping :eh:

Nobody wants sloppy elevensies. Well OK someone probably does. But still.
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby ShoreBoy on Thu 21/Aug/14 3:35pm

Isn't sloppy elevenses assuming everyone goes one at a time?

But seriously, I've been following the whole dirty politics thing, and I'm over it. I would wager that if there was a right wing Nicky Hager who decided to dig shit up on Labour / the left, they'd come out no cleaner. Only in NZ can a weeks worth of headline news be "politician misled the public".

Sad thing is, no one is actually talking about their policies cos they're too busy slinging/dodging shit.

EDIT: sorry not sure what happened with all those edits there.
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Thu 21/Aug/14 3:42pm

ShoreBoy wrote:
Sad thing is, no one is actually talking about their policies cos they're too busy slinging/dodging shit.


I get daily Policy updates and discussion from the Greens on Facebook. :)
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby happybaboon on Thu 21/Aug/14 3:44pm

1) Well, everyone's got to go on the same day. That's how a poleing booth works :huh:

2) There is/was a right-wing Nicky Hager. Just they are an immoral bully. So Nicky Hager found out all about their antics and wrote a book about it :)

3) They mostly don't have policies. Whole things basically a big popularity contest.

4) Changed your story more times than John Key.
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby ShoreBoy on Thu 21/Aug/14 3:50pm

Well, I initially thought I'd be better commenting in the election thread not the erection one, then changed my mind and something went fucky. Meh I'll still sleep tonight.

You're right about the popularity contest. I suppose there's not much point in the parties talking about policy promises we al know none of em will keep.
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Thu 21/Aug/14 3:55pm

Best keep this thread dedicated to dongs.
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby CrustyMTB on Thu 21/Aug/14 3:59pm

E Dogg Capizzle wrote:Best keep this thread dedicated to dongs.
or Dongkeys.
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Re: Erection 2014

Postby ShoreBoy on Thu 21/Aug/14 4:15pm

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