Swine flu? Ha! I laugh at your swine flu! Cos I woke up this morning to a ruptured ear drum!
It's pretty messy, and somewhat disturbing - but according to the after hours medical centre it could be a lot worse. So I've been sent home to rest up and put some stuff in my ear to clean it out.
I was pretty damn pleased when the doctor decided not to send me to hospital because:
a) It means it's not that serious.
b) I'd probably end up even more sick from the pig plague or some other contagious nasty.
Bloody ear discharge for the fail




















