Back when I was in primary school all the dairys sold these big, tasty bright blue gobstoppers which turned your whole mouth a brilliant bright blue colour (and also it made your poos turn blue-green). They were all the rage, and all the kids had wicked blue tounges. Then some retard said THEY GIVE YOU CANCER. Parents were shocked and alarmed, dairys were threatened with boycotts, the school banned the horrible balls of cancer. And then a treasured childhood candy disappeared forever.
And now it turns out that an injection of the stuff will make your spine get all fixed up nicely if you injure it*. And it'll even make your skin and eyes turn a wicked as blue colour*. Someone owes me and every other child who missed out on some fun and a potentially spine-healthy candy a bigass apology for that big pile of cancer BS
*If you are a rat.
I used to have pet rats.
