Bike Locks/security Thread...

[pokey]

I deal with a few engineers whose reality is questionable.

It's proportionately relevant to conceit.

[oldandlazy]

Ive got an under-utilised facility I'd like him to turn into a meth-lab/craft brewery.

Turns out its against corporate policy...

I remember a very serious discussion with you in about 2004 to repurpose the facility into a craft brewery. As I remember it we were going to keep one vessel quarantined though while a whiskey-soaked smokey body dissolved properly?

The meth lab is new though - I'll be in touch soon with a proposal

[Scotty]

There's no need to descend into insults
[puts Mods hat on] Actually that goes for all of you. Get creative guys, and play the ball, not the man [takes Mods hat off]

So I can't put up a poll to identify what type on engineer everyone is? I feel that this could all be settled quickly if we could only check each others stats.

Czech those stats.

[Farm]

Ive got an under-utilised facility I'd like him to turn into a meth-lab/craft brewery.

Turns out its against corporate policy...

I remember a very serious discussion with you in about 2004 to repurpose the facility into a craft brewery. As I remember it we were going to keep one vessel quarantined though while a whiskey-soaked smokey body dissolved properly?

The meth lab is new though - I'll be in touch soon with a proposal

Things are moving on alright. I've hired guys with beards and man-buns so the craft beer is a slam dunk.
Meth is the new craft beer, especially in the Hutt.

[oldandlazy]

I deal with a few engineers whose reality is questionable. I definitely I wouldn't get in a boat oldandlazy welded together.
Edit: I mean he's probably a real engineer coz I'm pretty sure he can't weld for shit.

You're right - I can't weld for shit and certainly not aluminium. I can hardly even solder. I reckon I could drive a train though. That's an engineer, right?

[Wobbler]

I have mad hot glue skills

[Astoria Paranoia]

I know how to cut off a ziptie properly

[Farm]

I can fit a zip tie correctly. (50% of the time)

[Conners]

I know how to cut off a ziptie properly

Dude, that's both electrical and mechanical injanurring in one shot!

[Wobbler]

I know how to cut off a ziptie properly

Dude, that's both electrical and mechanical injanurring in one shot!

How are you cutting your zipties

[Dougal]

I've just done a courier run. Still not parcel of hardened steel.

[happybaboon]

Dougal if the uncuttable steel arrives please video the cutting.

This is a derpy thread for derps.

[Velocipedestrian]

Dougal if the uncuttable steel arrives please video the cutting.

This is a derpy thread for derps.

Second this.

Except this is a fantastic throwback to the TALAS about it Gumby fest.

[Slim]

I've just done a courier run. Still not parcel of hardened steel.

I've probably got something here that you can waste your time cutting up if you feel bored.

[Dougal]

I've just done a courier run. Still not parcel of hardened steel.

I've probably got something here that you can waste your time cutting up if you feel bored.

If Reefer man never delivers then we have no time wasted. Do you think he's ever stopped to think how they cut hardened chain to length?