Mattus wrote:When it said warning pooze i thought there would be pooze pics...

But that does sound rather horrible

thats for shaw,not exactly"il show you mine if you show me yours"material shit thread anyone?...........no!

False advertising due to lack of pics
I'm sure the Courtenay place public shitters are on par in the weekends though....

j2hyde wrote:I typically carry some sort of toilet paper in the car, that way I can take a nice relaxing nature dump wherever I want. There is something inexplicably liberating about being able to hang out in the bush with no pants.

Ah,yes. Or standing with Mr Wobbly poking out looking up at the stars on a refreshing evening, making music when the stream of urine hits various inanimate objects with varying degrees of harmonics ......... oh the memories

Might just pop out right now in fact

The nice thing in NZ you at least have a loo

Its not just the adults either....I was in a school class(we're talking 8-9 year olds) this year(last year?) as some kids from the class came in to say that there was a poo on the toilet floor.
I called the caretaker...

Try visiting a loo in the outback of Aussie - not only have you got the complication of XXXX pooze to deal with, 9 times out of ten there is something big and hairy with multiple limbs lurking in the corners. You cannot take a squat, as the paranoia of a slithery,cylindrical thing slithering UP your bum takes over. Sphincter clenching stuff.

There is one in particulary foul contraption I pass often, and if I have any of my workmates with me, I make them hold on until I reach this bowl of doom,especially if they are senior to myself.

I shudder terribly when I have the misfortune to discover a "tower" of pooze in the bowl. You know what I mean, a tall,narrow pinnacle of turd,precariously balanced. Although you have to marvel,ever so briefly, at the odds against this freak of physics occurring, it is still a terrible,terrible experience.

Kazmeistyr wrote:9 times out of ten there is something big and hairy with multiple limbs lurking in the corners.

David Boon?

Tama wrote:With some contortion it may have been possible to sit on the toilet without your bottom touching the debris but the risk of splash back would of been well over 90%.

A few years back a mate went to a hut longdrop in the dark - had his crap - then dragged knuckles through sewage when wiping. We heard the shriek from the hut!

This thread has scarred me. From now on it's nature dumps only for me when I'm away from civilised facilities.

happybaboon wrote:

Kazmeistyr wrote:9 times out of ten there is something big and hairy with multiple limbs lurking in the corners.

David Boon?

Bit more like Merv, bit angrier,slightly less drunk looking.