Re: Beware The Black Hummer On Dyers Pass Road.

Postby Zaphod on Fri 29/Jan/10 3:20pm

motuihe wrote: I think Apiata would be more horrified about the war between cyclists and drivers happening back in his Land of the Long White Cloud


And you're part of it... "Bro" :sly:
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Re: Beware The Black Hummer On Dyers Pass Road.

Postby Trail on Fri 29/Jan/10 3:26pm

CaptainCaveman wrote:The idea of a Hummer on Dyers Pass is quite appealling, but then I'd have to nail my girlfriend too.


I fear that comment is lost on a lot of people. I was out with a group of friends and we started talking about the Cove bike range and I was explaining that the range was named after various sexual acts.

None of them had heard of a hummer http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hummer

or a shocker :lol:
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Re: Beware The Black Hummer On Dyers Pass Road.

Postby nagem on Fri 29/Jan/10 3:28pm

Trent talks about hummers and chicken feeds quite a lot. :/
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Re: Beware The Black Hummer On Dyers Pass Road.

Postby CaptainCaveman on Fri 29/Jan/10 3:31pm

Trail wrote:
CaptainCaveman wrote:The idea of a Hummer on Dyers Pass is quite appealling, but then I'd have to nail my girlfriend too.


I fear that comment is lost on a lot of people. I was out with a group of friends and we started talking about the Cove bike range and I was explaining that the range was named after various sexual acts.

None of them had heard of a hummer http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hummer

or a shocker :lol:


I'm just waiting for Cove to release the Cleaveland Steamer
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Re: Beware The Black Hummer On Dyers Pass Road.

Postby ShoreBoy on Fri 29/Jan/10 3:32pm

I assume they've at least heard of Stiffee, Foreplay and Handjob though?
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Re: Beware The Black Hummer On Dyers Pass Road.

Postby DogsBollocks on Fri 29/Jan/10 3:35pm

Dirty Sanchez :blink:
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Re: Beware The Black Hummer On Dyers Pass Road.

Postby mattp on Fri 29/Jan/10 3:36pm

CaptainCaveman wrote:
Trail wrote:
CaptainCaveman wrote:The idea of a Hummer on Dyers Pass is quite appealling, but then I'd have to nail my girlfriend too.


I fear that comment is lost on a lot of people. I was out with a group of friends and we started talking about the Cove bike range and I was explaining that the range was named after various sexual acts.

None of them had heard of a hummer http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hummer

or a shocker :lol:


I'm just waiting for Cove to release the Cleaveland Steamer


I thought it was boston steamer? not very sexual tho

depending on the day......
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Re: Beware The Black Hummer On Dyers Pass Road.

Postby EvilDwarf on Fri 29/Jan/10 3:41pm

motuihe wrote:I think Apiata would be more horrified about the war between cyclists and drivers happening back in his Land of the Long White Cloud, than anything he has had to face out there! Willy would wonder what the hell he is fighting for if this is how people act back home!! Willy is probably statistically safer walking down Afghan Avenue than cycling down Dyers Pass Road...hey bro?


The fact that you are even calling this a "war" tells me you have zero idea of what "war" is. What is going on in Christchurch is a result of a few very stupid people with anger management issues and a deficit in the genitalia department. One, count 'em, ONE person has been assaulted. Let's compare that with Afghanistan, since you're so desperate to derail this thread in that direction. First 10 months of 2009, over 2000 civilians killed. How the fuck can you even compare the two? NOBODY with two brain cells to rub together wants a war.

Now piss off and troll somewhere else :angry:
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Re: Beware The Black Hummer On Dyers Pass Road.

Postby phunk on Fri 29/Jan/10 3:44pm

Stop biting then.
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Re: Beware The Black Hummer On Dyers Pass Road.

Postby Henry Dorset Case on Fri 29/Jan/10 3:45pm

CaptainCaveman wrote:Image

If you look closely at the patch on his flak jacket, it appears he has mis-spelled 'SAS'. :lol:


twat

it says S 5 A
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Re: Beware The Black Hummer On Dyers Pass Road.

Postby cruiser on Fri 29/Jan/10 3:46pm

nagem wrote:Trent talks about hummers and chicken feeds quite a lot. :/


don't you mean chickenhead ?

On a sidenote to hummers, with the influx of motorised artificial appendages in bedside cabinets, I decided to use them as a role model for getting quick results... I now hummmm, and the results are quicker...GUYS try this on your GF she'll love you.


Disclaimer: not true, but do it anyway.
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Re: Beware The Black Hummer On Dyers Pass Road.

Postby Henry Dorset Case on Fri 29/Jan/10 3:48pm

EvilDwarf wrote:The fact that you are even calling this a "war" tells me you have zero idea of what "war" is. What is going on in Christchurch is a result of a few very stupid people with anger management issues and a deficit in the genitalia department. One, count 'em, ONE person has been assaulted. Let's compare that with Afghanistan, since you're so desperate to derail this thread in that direction. First 10 months of 2009, over 2000 civilians killed. How the fuck can you even compare the two? NOBODY with two brain cells to rub together wants a war.

Now piss off and troll somewhere else :angry:


what amazes me is how all our oil got lost and somehow ended up under their sand. I once found a $2 that had fallen out of my pocket and rolled under the couch, so I guess it happens, but still, its quite a lot of Oli, I mean oil to lose....
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Re: Beware The Black Hummer On Dyers Pass Road.

Postby nagem on Fri 29/Jan/10 3:55pm

cruiser wrote:
nagem wrote:Trent talks about hummers and chicken feeds quite a lot. :/


don't you mean chickenhead ?

On a sidenote to hummers, with the influx of motorised artificial appendages in bedside cabinets, I decided to use them as a role model for getting quick results... I now hummmm, and the results are quicker...GUYS try this on your GF she'll love you.


Disclaimer: not true, but do it anyway.

Nah...apparently it's all about the KFC
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Re: Beware The Black Hummer On Dyers Pass Road.

Postby CaptainCaveman on Fri 29/Jan/10 3:58pm

Henry Dorset Case wrote:
CaptainCaveman wrote:Image

If you look closely at the patch on his flak jacket, it appears he has mis-spelled 'SAS'. :lol:


twat

it says S 5 A


He's even worse at spelling than I first thought :exclaim:
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Re: Beware The Black Hummer On Dyers Pass Road.

Postby EvilDwarf on Fri 29/Jan/10 4:01pm

phunk wrote:Stop biting then.


I can't help it, I'm hungry. :D
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