Postby psychavoc on Mon 12/Dec/05 4:10pm

mudguard wrote:Hey Psych? Dad wants to know if that is a yes to Iris!

Won't she get confused and wander back down to your place? :blink:

I'm in discussions with the boy about whether we can have a kitty kat :huh:
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Postby mudguard on Mon 12/Dec/05 5:12pm

Ha, probably stop wandering when the food dries up!
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Postby eryn on Mon 12/Dec/05 5:25pm

mudguard wrote:And this was sadly without getting to sleep with any of them :(


theres always lots of time to change that.... i hear lubies free later :love:
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Postby lubie on Mon 12/Dec/05 5:50pm

eryn wrote:
mudguard wrote:And this was sadly without getting to sleep with any of them :(


theres always lots of time to change that.... i hear lubies free later :love:

thanks for pimping me pet - but that dirty little rumour was meant for your ears only :love:
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Postby thorg on Tue 13/Dec/05 5:59pm

:)
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Postby skint on Tue 13/Dec/05 6:12pm

*Inside of the Vorb Bar and Grill*

Lubie: So you're judging the Mr Vorb 2005 competition?

Psychohavoc: Yeah they're going to let me cover it for the station.

Thorg: Well so what is this Mr Vorb 2005 competition?

Psychohavoc: It's this new event the Vorbettes holding. A little pageant. We're trying to reel in the last remaining embarrassing photos on the internet.

Skint: It's a sugar fuelled tradition that celebrates the grand achievment of being born looking like Brad Pitt. A culmination of which is an assinine formal dinner held at the yacht club where some young vile who's daddy owns the bank is crowned Mr Vorb. It's the most archaic display of ageism, racism, and sexism known to man.

Lubie: Do they have a swimsuit competition?

Psychohavoc: We do now!

Lubie: Ya know maybe I could be one of those girls who bites the boys before they go on stage.

Skint: It's not a porno Lubie.

Thorg: You know my father used to enter me in these disgusting Little Mr pageants before I was old enough to protest.

Psychohavoc: Oh let me guess you twirled a baton.

Thorg: Meaning?

Psychohavoc: Nothing. You should enter.

Thorg: Yeah...

Psychohavoc: No I mean seriously. I mean, you're beautiful, nobody can dispute that. I can totally picture you strolling past the judges flashing that million dollar smile of yours.

*Skint walks off dismayed*

Thorg: Well, I'm afraid my baton-twirling days are over.

Psychohavoc: Well first prize is a bunch of cool stuff.

Thorg: Why don't you enter Psych? I'm sure you have some inspiring ideas on how to achieve world peace.

Psychohavoc: World peace is easy. It's the tap dance and pumps I have trouble with.

Thorg: It's a skill.

*Thorg walks away, disgusted*


Note: slightly amended transcript from Dawson's Creek episode. Oddly relevant.
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Postby SlackBoy on Tue 13/Dec/05 6:17pm

I'm just disturbed that you have a transcript from a dawsons creek episode
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Postby thorg on Tue 13/Dec/05 6:18pm

SlackBoy wrote:I'm just disturbed that you have a transcript from a dawsons creek episode


I'm even more disturbed at how close it is to my reality :huh:
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Postby skint on Tue 13/Dec/05 6:20pm

SlackBoy wrote:I'm just disturbed that you have a transcript from a dawsons creek episode


You say that like it's a bad thing :huh:
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Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Tue 13/Dec/05 6:35pm

Where did my entries go? I put a lot of effort into those. :)
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Postby psychavoc on Tue 13/Dec/05 6:38pm

oh shit I forgot about those! I'll load them up to the Gallery! :thumbsup:
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Postby Chickie on Tue 13/Dec/05 6:38pm

E Dogg Capizzle wrote:Where did my entries go? I put a lot of effort into those. :)


And they were cute
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Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Tue 13/Dec/05 6:45pm

:)
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Postby psychavoc on Tue 13/Dec/05 6:49pm

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Postby wachtourak on Tue 13/Dec/05 6:50pm

:lol:

I thought the lobster was spectacularly exploded with fireworks though :eh:
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